Remember how we told you, with great excitement, that Death Bear would be touring Brooklyn over the weekend? (Death Bear is a conceptual art project (OKAY) in which a fellow named Nate Hill dresses up as a big scary bear, comes to your house, and takes away objects that cause you pain or anxiety.) Apparently this did not end well. (Surprise?) Or it ended too well, when Death Bear ended up at the home of his own ex-lover. And was unable to take away her pain.

This weekend, Rudolph Delson, our official correspondent on vice-presidential literature, will finally sit down and read Sarah Palin's memoir of all things nearly vice-presidential, Going Rogue. He will begin reading on Saturday morning, when the clock strikes 10 in Brooklyn, and will continue until he is done, making note of the experience on this site as he goes along. See you then, and God Bless America.