Australian police are warning the people down there to stop using Apple's terrible maps program, because the app is so worthless that people could easily die if they believe the ridiculous maps have any connection to earthly reality. For example, Apple Maps is telling gullible Australians that an entire city, Mildura, is hidden within a vast and terrible wilderness 44 miles away from the actual city.

Police have received calls from motorists who have been stranded in the park without adequate food and water for as long as 24 hours. The park does not have a water supply, police said. Combined with the fact that temperatures in the [...]

So there's this article entitled "Design Firm Shows Gadgets from the Near Future" which is funny because "near future" inspires jokes along the lines of, "near like, now?" and "how about now?" and "OK, now?" on and on and until everyone is smiling really hard. The innovations start out being completely useless like a radio without knobs but then become radder like a "through-the-wall-radar" which is cool because Batman uses it to look in buildings to find baddies and then we are introduced to "a user interface that takes brain waves and translates them into commands for a computer." Um. NO THANK YOU.