Today in A Study Has Found: The average Briton complains for 8 minutes and 46 seconds each day. What about? "The most common daily gripes are how expensive things are, followed by the lack of anything decent to watch on TV, the weather, household chores, our finances and the Government." I don't see knife crime on the list, but I'm sure it's there somewhere.
Basically all my friends take Adderall. It's sort of fine? I mean, it's not like all of them are on the heroin or something. And as far as I can gather, most of the effects of The Ivy Speed, as I like to call it, are internal-by which I mean, I can't always tell! I wouldn't know. (Though I can tell when you're writing on Adderall, yes I can. That is reason #52 why I hate it. All that focusing really does something to your syntax. Something bad!) Still, I hate it, and find it boring, and I hate its massive over-use in young people (reason #17) though it's [...]
Former "Night Court" producer viciously turns on Los Angeles Times! Not only does it have a picture of a scary woman on the front page, it makes him sneeze!
Dear Proprietors of ThePublicApology.com,
I hope you're not working too hard, and that the huge amount of money you're undoubtedly making off your Google AdWords™ isn't weighing down your pockets too much. I'd hate to think I've made the commute to your palatial offices in any way less pleasant. Perhaps your limousine is equipped with a treasure chest?
Joe Coscarelli is working up a list of complete sets listed. There is: Usher's "Little Freak." ("Like Santa I keep a vixen/ Got that Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Dixon, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen!" Um, ha. And then there's Jay-Z, who (sorry) I have never felt, particularly for a stunt like this.
Remember when there was going to be Internet in the air all around us?
I have been walking around the area of NYU Village north of SoHo (Large Italy?) for an hour trying to get some free WiFi and now I have apparently paid 1.5 Euros for some Internet because this is actually Sweden or something. Didn't Clay Shirky or Jeff Jarvis write a book about how the Internet was going to be everywhere and effortless and something? This always-fail prisoner's dilemma of thousands of locked Airport networks giving us cancer while not actually delivering Internet? This is NOT WORKING OUT, PEOPLE.
