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Posts tagged as Clash of the Titans

I Prayed to the Newly-Returned Jesus that Anthony Lane Would Review 'Clash of the Titans' And Hooray!

Clash of the Titans "stars Sam Worthington, but you will have guessed that already. These days, no major production is allowed to embark without him. He is the strapping Australian lad who, without warning, has found himself cast as a cyborg, in 'Terminator Salvation,' as a would-be alien, in 'Avatar,' and now as the demigod Perseus, in 'Clash of the Titans,' while retaining the look of someone who cheerfully expects to be returning to a steady job on a building site." EXACTLY! EXCEEDS EXPECTATIONS! A++! WOULD DO BUSINESS AGAIN!

Very Recent History: 'Clash of the Titans' and Adventures in Mimicry

Are you ready for next week? Next week you will be forcefully violated by Clash of the Titans producers looking to remind you that Titans! Will! Clash!... on Friday. So GO SEE IT FORCHRISTSAKE! FAST CUTS! LOUDNESS! GGAAAAHHHHHHHH! READ MORE

'Clash Of The Titans' Trailer: No Thanks

Leaving aside how this trailer for remake of Clash of the Titans makes me think the movie will turn out ("like shit"), I have a question: The slogan for Clash of the Titans is really "Titans will clash"? Really? Anyway, you can watch the trailer for the original below, which is hysterical, although 8-year-old me LOVED that movie. So who knows, maybe the kids today will be down with the new one. READ MORE