dude slides right up next to me on half-empty train, holds his phone out, & starts looking at his own d*ck-pic selfies.
— claire howorth (@clairehoworth) December 4, 2013
People drop things on the Internet and run all the time. So we have to ask.
Claire! So what happened here? Matthew! A penis, that’s what. A thingie thing happened on the way to the office.
I was headed uptown from an appointment, on the 2/3, somewhere between Chambers and 14th Street. It was just before 11 a.m., so the morning rush was long past, and the train was mostly empty.
I was sitting [...]