Previously in our tale of seasonal Santa-employment: Part Two, Part One.

The P.A. system at Saks played a twenty-minute loop of holiday music, providing ample opportunity to fall in love with each of those timeless classics again and again. And then again! Have you every wondered how many times you'll have to hear 'Holly, Jolly Christmas,' 'Feed the World' or 'Hark! The Bells,' before you can die? Well, put on some coffee because I'm living proof that you've got quite a bit more "Oh by golly have a holly jolly Christmas! This year!" to go.

Previously in our tale of Christmas-time Santa-employment: Part One.

One my first day, Patricia the Saks Santa-wrangler and I rode the escalators up to the eighth floor and turned off into a long, gray hallway lined with lockers. Sales clerks squeezed by us carrying trays of food and drink.

"There's an employee cafeteria back here in case you ever want anything to eat," she said.

"Nobody likes a skinny Santa!"

"Right. Here we are."