California Republican Carly Fiorina, fresh off her victory in the Senate primary, was caught on an open mic dissing opponent Barbara Boxer's 'do. If this really is going to be the "year of the Republican woman" I am genuinely excited: I can't wait until they start in on each other's shoes and nails. If you thought it was bad when men were going after each other on the issue of weight, imagine what these malicious bitches are going to do to each other. Time to sit back and watch the catfight, am I right, fellas?

That absolutely insane Carly Fiorina ad we mentioned yesterday? It is no less insane, but sadly much less original, when you consider it in light of its inspiration.

Holy mackerel, the American businesswoman executive who wants to be Senator Carly Fiorina is an insane person! Who would vote for the person who made such a crazy video? (A: Crazy people.)