Busy week, right? Did you see these? Maybe you didn't! Just in case:

• Primate in Chief: A Guide to Racist Obama Monkey Photoshops • Passover At Guy Fieri’s House • When Barbie Came To Live With Us • The Missing Mets Fight Song • Every NHL Goal Horn • The Rap Ghostwriter • The Perplexing Final Chapter Of San Francisco's Jejune Institute • Gawker Media's Real Traffic • The Definitive Guide to Nuts

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I don't know why I care, because I am not 17 to 24 and a lass, but I am pleased as punch with the cancellation of Alexa Chung's chat-Facebook-faux show on MTV. It was AWFUL. It was clearly garbage from the moment she announced it at the MTV ad-buyer upfronts. The head of programming crowed, "It's like if MTV and Facebook had a baby"! (To which we responded: "She is just Rocketboom plus Julia Allison plus platform extension, which I guess means there will be like eight girls locked in a room somewhere chatting on Facebook with viewers, sending messages that exhibit all the acumen and emotional connection of [...]