Posts tagged as Breasts
Breasts Slapped
"For those women who may seek breast augmentation but would rather not undergo surgery, there is an alternative in the form of a new craze that is slapping its way silly across Thailand. The government of Thailand is promoting the controversial technique known as 'breast-slapping' which involves kneading, massaging and hitting breasts as well as the buttocks in order to firm the rear."
Life In The Age Before Bras
"Picture it: It's the seventeenth century. Bras don't exist yet. As a typical woman, what do you do?"
Get A Load Of The Frederick Law Olmsteds On Her!
"All in all, it was a pretty positive, if somewhat anticlimactic, experience. I tried to act as normal as possible, but it’s hard not to smile when you’re doing something so obviously goofy. I don’t think it’s yet possible for a woman to walk around topless without having people assume she’s pulling some sort of stunt, which is a shame. Granted, I was doing a social experiment of sorts, but it would be nice to be able to do it just because it feels good." READ MORE
Snake Makes Fatal Error In Breast Attack
"A SNAKE died of silicone poisoning — after biting a girl on the BOOB." There is video and everything. It's, uh, really something.
Rupert Murdoch Changes The Face Of Journalism Again
It's both a celebration and an innovation: "To celebrate the 40th anniversary of the national insitution, we're bringing it into the 21st century with our fab new interactive feature. Who'd have thought 40 years ago that you'd one day be able to interact your favourite Page 3 lovely. Simply click the link to launch a pop-up of today's Page 3 girl Hollie, click and drag your mouse and watch as she turns.... she'll pirouette to your command." [WARNING: Includes tits.]
'Wired' Mag's Chesty Cover Not Feeling Great for All Women
Now that the December Wired is hitting inboxes, some women are noticing that the cover image, which is breasts, seems to them like an extension of the magazines use of women as rare decorative objects. (Even while the issue does address advances in tissue reconstruction.) Since in particular women don't make the cover this decade on their Wiredey merits. Fortunately Wired editor Chris Anderson is listening!
@anildash I hope your 2nd reaction was to read the article, on the science of breast tissue engineering. Make sense now?
Chris Anderson
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Or not. But did you read it ladies?
The ladies did! Also.
@chr1sa @anildash Alt cover for female Wired readers: re-engineered extra-ocular tissue strained from eye-rolling.
Elizabeth Spiers
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Miracle Happens For Pretty Girl With Nice Pair Of Tits
In an era of austerity and doubt, when it seems as if the possibilities available to previous generations have been foreclosed upon for the rest of us, it is always encouraging to see hopes realized: "STUNNING Sam Faiers – who claims to be the hottest Essex girl – today fulfills her dream of posing topless for The Sun website." Brings a tear to your eye, right?
Must Focus On Importance Of Research, Must Focus On Importance Of Research
Talk to me about "jiggle," Science: "Researchers from the University of Portsmouth in England and other schools recently attached reflective markers to the breasts of a group of female runners and had the women jog along a track while wearing various types of bras or forgoing breast support. The researchers charted the trajectories of the women's breasts, using infrared cameras." But to what end? READ MORE
Spectre Of Size 12 Woman Having Sex Forces Fox And ABC To Suddenly Realize They Have Standards
Here is the Lane Bryant ad (for underwear!) (worn by and marketed to plus-sized women!) that was apparently too hot for airing during Dancing With The Stars and American Idol because it showed a lady heading off for a "lunch" while wearing only a trenchcoat, some lingerie, and a pair of shoes. Whether or not this is some big publicity stunt that the plus-sized fashion retailer devised is up for debate. Maybe the standards and practices departments at ABC and Fox are simply anti-nooners in general! But it should be known that the store has put up an irritable blog post about the whole thing that also manages to call out those freaky-annoying Playtex commercials. READ MORE
Home Taping (Of Topless Women) Is Killing Plastic Surgery
An important New York Post trend piece on fake breasts being so out of style that even Hollywood is over them notes that it's not only the possibility of being sent to the hospital because of bursting implants that's making their popularity wane — the many un-implanted women showing off their natural assets on the Internet are helping, too. "We [now] see a healthy balance of tastes, not just an overabundance of augmented breasts," says Internet Nudity Expert Sasha Grey, who apparently is qualified to judge what is a "healthy balance" of physical preferences because of her background as an American Apparel model? For their part, the Post's always-classy pool of pseudonymous commenters disagreed, saying "Big boobs are where it at!" and "Fake boobs are so hot..if done right...give me a chubby every time. LOL." So, take it with a grain of salt I guess.
