Japan Keeps The Crazy Breast-Related Inventions Coming @12:30 PM
Here's yet another entry in the continuing saga of Japanese inventors' unwillingness to let boobies simply be boobies: It's a bra that doubles as a putting green. Knock it off, Japan! 8
Hot For Fall (Hahaha, Get It?): Japanese USB Breast Warmers @3:00 PM
Combining their twin obsessions of technology and lady parts, Japanese inventors have harnessed their talents to come up with these USB breast warmers, which, as you would expect, are at the cutting edge of USB breast-warming mechanization science. Sometimes I feel like "Japan" is one of the greatest, longest-lasting "Punk'd" episodes ever. [Via the must-read Topless Robot.] 32
State Of The Web: Optimized, Pageview Hungry, And Large-Breasted @12:00 PM
Here's as good an example of what your Internet is all about these days as you're likely to get: "To help you sort through the app detritus, we've compiled 10 of the most inappropriate iPhone apps we could find, some of which are not be approved by Apple. Which iPhone app is just altogether wrong? Which app is just amateurish? View our SLIDESHOW and VOTE below:
If you come across any other objectionable apps, let us know. Leave your answers in the comments section."
Sigh. Maybe we're doing it wrong. 1
Recession Battering Nation's Titty-Jiggling Trade @10:20 AM
It's tough all over, and even the hooter-shaking industry is not immune: America's strip clubs are seeing slower sales as customers focus more on the actual boobs in front of them rather than the high-end food and drink that once helped inflate profits. "In order to adapt," reports the Wall Street Journal, "many so-called gentlemen's clubs are shedding their upscale trappings and catering to a thriftier clientele by offering less expensive drinks, waiving cover charges and refocusing their marketing." READ MORE 14
