The Awl http://www.theawl.com/ Be Less Stupid Mon, 18 Apr 2011 10:20:23 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.2 Stop Ordering "Scooped" Bagels, It's Horrifying http://www.theawl.com/2011/04/stop-ordered-scooped-bagels-its-horrifying http://www.theawl.com/2011/04/stop-ordered-scooped-bagels-its-horrifying#comments Mon, 18 Apr 2011 10:20:23 +0000 Choire Sicha http://www.theawl.com/2011/04/stop-ordered-scooped-bagels-its-horrifying "You want that bagel but that bagel is deadly so you scoop that bagel, honey, you scoop it like a bridesmaid at strip-a-robics. But. Can I just ask. What’s wrong with a nice piece of toast, then, or perhaps an English muffin? A bialy, in times of great need?"
—Seriously, what is the DEAL with people who "scoop" out their bagels? It's revolting.

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]]> "You want that bagel but that bagel is deadly so you scoop that bagel, honey, you scoop it like a bridesmaid at strip-a-robics. But. Can I just ask. What’s wrong with a nice piece of toast, then, or perhaps an English muffin? A bialy, in times of great need?"
—Seriously, what is the DEAL with people who "scoop" out their bagels? It's revolting.

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]]> http://www.theawl.com/2011/04/stop-ordered-scooped-bagels-its-horrifying/feed 23 SIREN.GIF BREAKFAST PIZZA EXISTS http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/siren-gif-breakfast-pizza-exists http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/siren-gif-breakfast-pizza-exists#comments Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:50:19 +0000 Choire Sicha http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/siren-gif-breakfast-pizza-exists SEE YOU SOON, IN MY ESOPHAGUS!BREAKFAST. PIZZA.

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]]> http://www.theawl.com/2010/03/siren-gif-breakfast-pizza-exists/feed 15 Good To Know! The Things That Simply Everyone Does http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/good-to-know-the-things-that-simply-everyone-does http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/good-to-know-the-things-that-simply-everyone-does#comments Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:59:30 +0000 Choire Sicha http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/good-to-know-the-things-that-simply-everyone-does EAT ITDo you know what everyone is eating? The English breakfast. That's right: "Lately, that morning meal has become all the rage in New York," says New York. English breakfast should not to be confused with the Irish breakfast, which comes with "black pudding" (that's congealed blood!) and "white pudding" (that's fat and oatmeal, essentially). Why aren't you stuffing your face with sausage right now, you bollockey bastard bloater?

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]]> EAT ITDo you know what everyone is eating? The English breakfast. That's right: "Lately, that morning meal has become all the rage in New York," says New York. English breakfast should not to be confused with the Irish breakfast, which comes with "black pudding" (that's congealed blood!) and "white pudding" (that's fat and oatmeal, essentially). Why aren't you stuffing your face with sausage right now, you bollockey bastard bloater?

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