How Your Book Covers Get Designed (A: Quickly!) @10:45 AM
This "behind the scenes" teaser trailer from Orbit Books (awesome publishers of scifi and fantasy!) which shows, in time-lapse, How Yer Book Cover Gets Made won't make authors feel any better about the time and resources devoted to their book covers but it is fascinating and funny. 8
Eli Burkett Strikes Again and Again @9:36 AM
There was a lot of trashing of Elinor Burkett last night on the Internets, and Eli did go a little crazy by seizing the microphone for best documentary short, especially because she was not technically the winner, according to the director, as she and the director of the winning film have been suing each other for a while, although The Academy™ does recognize her as producer. But Burkett was the most fascinating person to hit that stage last night, and trashing her is a mistake for those who might be 1. pleased about big wins for "The Hurt Locker" and also 2. interested in authenticity and nonfiction. While "The Hurt Locker" is an action movie wrapped up in the guise of a "real" movie based on "reporting" (and yet is "a collection of scenes that are completely implausible — wrong in almost every respect"), Burkett's been making opinionated, involved nonfiction for decades. READ MORE 17
Greek Nonsense YA Trilogy Gets The Million+ Payday @1:50 PM
"In Starcrossed, which brings Greek tragedy to high school, a shy Nantucket teenager named Helen Hamilton attempts to kill the most attractive boy on the island, Lucas Delos, in front of her entire class…. The murder attempt does have an upside though, as it ultimately leads to Helen's revelation that she and the local heartthrob are, in fact, playing out some version of a weighty ancient love affair…. So Helen, like her namesake, Helen of Troy isn't going crazy, she's destined to start a Trojan War-like battle by being with Lucas. This then begs the unfortunate question: should she be with the boy she loves even if it means endangering the rest of the world?"
—WELL? SHOULD SHE? Josephine Angelini just got paid in the seven figures for this three-book series. ON THE PLUS SIDE: no fucking vampires! 44
The Bookmobile: An Excerpt From "A Sensitive Liberal's Guide to Life" @12:25 PM
Seattle Weekly columnist "The Uptight Seattleite" is all about helping you become the best citizen of this planet—you know, the one we borrow from our children, not inherit from our parents—that you can be. His new book, A Sensitive Liberal's Guide to Life: How to Banter with Your Barista, Hug Mindfully, and Relate to Friends Who Choose Kids Over Dogs is out now. Here is a list of places you can buy it. And here is an excerpt from it. It may remind you of someone you know! Not yourself, obviously, you're doing just fine. But definitely someone in your life. READ MORE 22
"You schmoes of America, rally ’round your bard! You sad sacks in sweaters, undershirts untucked and dangling below your belts! You frustrated artists, you terrified fathers: Do not be ashamed of your increasing girth, your outré sexual fantasies, your rampant neck-beard. One lonely man sings your song. His name is Sam Lipsyte, and right now he is eating a jelly doughnut."
—Reviewing Sam Lipsyte's new book was obviously just a way for Awl pal Dan Kois to justify neck-beards and middle-aged belly creep in New York Magazine. @10:00 AM 2
Anne Rice Gives It to the Publishing Industry Straight @9:20 AM
The NYT's Motoko Rich does some e-book accounting and finds that e-books may make money for publishers, but not enough! Per copy, they will make "$4.56 to $5.54, before paying overhead costs or writing off unearned advances." But they are also afraid that e-books will erode the audience for paperbacks, and so publishers are freaking out, but quietly, because it doesn't seem like she could actually find any to quote on the record. (Instead she gets a guy who's a "consultant to publishers," who thinks publishers should "slow down the movement to e-books," and Lindy Hess, the head of the Columbia Publishing Course, who would of course like to see as many jobs in the industry maintained so that her program may continue to invite Sonny Mehta to speak.) But Anne Rice, of all people, has the most sensible take.
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Dave Eggers, Wyndham Lewis and Hate @2:45 PM
Wyndham Lewis was the coming man in 1913. Rich parents, Rugby, Slade School, knocked around Paris, talented writer and painter, good-lookin’, etc.
Already he’d been published by Ford Madox Ford in The English Review and shown paintings with Jack the Ripper obsessive Walter Sickert. He also had three paintings in the second Post-Impressionist exhibition with Roger Fry and Clive Bell, members of the Bloomsbury Group. Almost all of those Bloomsbury guys were very what we used to call “fabulous,” by which I mean arch, conceited, clever, stylish, discontented and self-regarding (21st-century virtues all). READ MORE 72
Sam Lipsyte's The Ask is out on March 2. I read it this weekend, in one sitting, and do heartily endorse it for all your literary needs. It will remind you in places of Joseph Heller, Money-era Martin Amis, and several other great writers, but it is the work of a wholly original voice who can plumb the depths of our sorry condition while simultaneously inducing audible cackling. It is very much a book for These Troubled Times. @9:30 AM 5
Cooking the Books: Julie Powell Makes Valentine's Day Liver @12:10 PM
Emily Gould's home cooking and book chat show, produced and edited by Val Temple, gets a visit from Julie Powell, author of Julie and Julia and the new Cleaving: A Story of Marriage, Meat, and Obsession. 25
Cooking the Books: Alicia Silverstone's Recipe for Vegan Cupcakes, with Marisa Meltzer @12:25 PM
Emily Gould's home cooking and book chat show, produced by Val Temple, gets a visit from Marisa Meltzer, author of the brand-new Girl Power: The Nineties Revolution in Music. You will also remember Marisa as the author of last summer's serial novella Managed Expectations and the co-author of How 'Sassy' Changed My Life. 21
Awl columnist Chris Lehmann sells book based on Awl column? Strange but true! @4:59 PM 49
Reading Salinger @2:10 PM
The New Yorker has made the 13 stories they published by Salinger available to everyone. Here, to revisit, is Janet Malcolm's 2001 defense of the post-Catcher Salinger. And here is that horrifying article from a few months ago about how the kids can't even read him. Also, here are two more immediate reactions to his life and death. READ MORE 33
That Janet Maslin Doesn't Like Joshua Ferris' New Book Doesn't Mean Anything @10:40 AM
Janet Maslin pans Joshua Ferris' new novel The Unnamed in the Times today, citing "authorial overkill" and "writerly preciousness" as reasons. She lost authority on the subject, however, in her very first sentence, when she dismissed Ferris' first book, Then We Came To the End, as "charming but weightless." That makes me think she may not have read Then We Came To the End very closely. Or at least not closely enough in the beautiful and powerful central chapter, where we follow a lonely, career-minded advertising executive facing a diagnosis of breast cancer with the support of her commitment-averse boyfriend—who breaks up with her a few days before surgery. READ MORE 37
Every year, I ask myself: am I going to read anything that is made-up this year? For 2010, I am not so sure. The invented seems so unrewarding. Still! Here is a preview of the first half of the year in mostly-fiction. Can you believe people have the gall to turn blogs into books? Like that crazy kid José de Sousa Saramago, the author of Blindness? Sheesh, some nerve. 7
"Committed is an unfurling of Gilbert’s profound anxiety about reëntering a legally binding arrangement that she does not really believe in. All this ambivalence, expressed in her high-drama prose, can be a lot to handle. (One generally doesn’t indulge another person’s emotional processing at this length unless the jabbering is likely to conclude with sex.)"
—Ariel Levy on Elizabeth Gilbert on marriage, which is pretty much all you should need to hear to go a-clicking through. @1:30 PM 17
Booked Up, with Seth Colter Walls: An Incredibly Un-Fun Misreading of David Foster Wallace that Katie Roiphe Should Never Do Again @12:45 PM
Have you ever loved a writer or book real hard? So hard that when someone got her or him—or it—all wrong, it was like you'd just been gutted? Well, then: the Katie Roiphe essay, from this weekend's New York Times Book Review.
There are some things to admire here. Chief among them is her argument that a lot of contemporary dude fiction is pretty flaccid stuff. Consider all those fish effectively barrel-shot. And I'm also on board for championing the virtues of erotic ecstasy that are there to be found in mid-century dude fiction. This is less-obvious ground to be treading, these days. (And yes, even if it was mannered and self-conscious in its time, and can look stale today, the "virility" of Mailer, Updike et al remains a legit-if-narrow form of erotic ecstasy. Not for everyone: but different blowjobs for different folks, etc.) Though really now: David Foster Wallace does not belong in an essay about the droopy-dicked tendencies of Benjamin Kunkel and Jonathan Safran Foer. READ MORE 52
Cooking the Books, with Emily Gould: Obsolete Methods of Making Cookies and Popcorn, with Anna Jane Grossman @11:10 AM
Cooking the Books, with Emily Gould, was shot and edited by Val Temple. This week's guest, Anna Jane Grossman, is the author of Obsolete: An Encyclopedia of Once-Common Things Passing Us By. (Previous episodes are here.) 11
Graphic Imagery, with Dan Kois: Cooking Comics, From Sushi to Space-Nymph @3:35 PM
Seems like a lot of people are up in arms / delighted / annoyed / enraged by this week's Top Chef finale, in which hateable [WINNER'S NAME REDACTED, DVR WHINERS*] defeated two dudes to win whatever it is you win when you win Top Chef. (Whoa! $125,000?) If you're looking for some more cheftastic action, here are a couple of cooking comics that will detonate in your mouth. One's stately and respectful, like a perfectly-cooked sea bream; the other is ridiculous and over-the-top, like a vegetable-stuffed iootle antler from planet Doofu Prime. READ MORE 5
You're Doing It Wrong: How Not To Get Your Literary Novel Published @1:34 PM
There is a three-part process to peddling a novel (a novel is a book that is not born from a Tumblr), according to Awl columnist Matthew Gallaway. Here is step two: "Write a 'query letter' in which you describe 1) your reason for writing a particular agent and 2) a summary of the book. The entire letter should not be more than 2.5 paragraphs; keep it polite and professional without any gimmicks. (E.g., do not include your photograph or even a 'cock shot.')" Oh. My bad! 14
Perez Hilton Charms New York @1:33 PM
Last night Paolo Mastrangelo went up to the Borders in the Columbus Circle shops, where Perez Hilton read and spoke before hundreds of fans. 95% were college age; easily 80% were women. Everyone looked like an edgy Gap commercial, which is to say, they all looked really good. There was not a flannel shirt, neon orange backpack or fanny pack in sight. But it wasn't really the outfits that were striking—it was all the smiles and excitement in the room. Perez was behind a podium. He was cheerful, and graciously took questions from all. "What do you think about blogging in relation to journalism?" someone asked. And: "When did you come out to your friends and family?" And: "What do you think about the failed gay marriage bill in the New York Senate?" After two bathroom breaks, two Red Bulls and signing 200+ copies of his book True Bloggywood Stories and taking pictures with nearly everyone—with a smile on his face the whole time—Perez packed it up and went, we presume, to go check on his blog. 30
Is the idea of the celebrity memoir as publishing cash cow in decline? In Britain, at least, evidence is mixed. (Link includes some Martin Amis misogyny, if that's your thing.) @10:15 AM 10
Graphic Imagery, With Dan Kois: Three Comics to Make You Fall in Love with Comics @4:30 PM
How do I convince you, most likely a non-reader of comics, to read not only this post about comics, but the actual comics themselves? Or any comics? How do I convince you to stop right now with the noogieing and start reading some comics? A certain editor of this site—this very site!—agreed to let me write about comics, but characterized his own reaction to the idea as "Ew, nerds." How do I convince him, much less you? An appeal to your shrinking free time? Maybe! HEY YOU THERE, once-avid reader! Remember how you used to read books all the time and then talk about them in person with people or on the Internet with quasi-people? Wasn't that great? READ MORE 44
In Praise of NaNoWriMo @2:20 PM
National Novel Writing Month screeched to a halt at midnight last night, and, pencils down, everyone! Last year, 119,301 people declared that they would write a novel in November. In total, those people wrote 1,643,343,993 words. (That's, on average, almost 14,000 words each.) They're still counting up the numbers for this year, but participation (and success) looks blockbuster. NaNoWriMo is among America's best institutions, like up there with the League of Women Voters and Crazy Ladies Who Feed Stray Cats, because it teaches thousands of people that there is nothing that is beyond them. I took part in, um, like 2002 or something, and what I learned was that there is no magic trick to book writing! Any jackass can do it. (Insert mean list of authors here that supports that contention.) The trick is just putting words on top of each other. Like Jenga, but in Microsoft Word! The only other trick is that some of those words can be deleted later. So hooray for everyone. You are awesome. 18
How Much Does the Modern Father Suck? @10:00 AM
Lizzie Skurnick reads the Foer and the Chabon alike in search of understanding what's gotten so hideously annoying about modern dads. "Foer's unhinged screed against the dangers of the modern meat-industrial complex takes 'me too' fathering to a new level…. There is nothing wrong with falling into wonderment at one's own child. (It is contraindicated over the long term.) There's also nothing wrong with being against the wholesale ripping of beaks off innocent chickens to keep Tyson Foods in business, an image Foer returns to frequently. Who, after all, is for a food system that, among other things, routinely releases a geyser of fecal matter into the air to spray neighboring crops? The problem is that Foer suddenly cares-and, by extension, so must we-because some day one micrometer of that shit might fall on the head of Jonathan Safran Foer's son." 9
Emily Gould reads two books about love so you don't have to—the Christina Nehring brief history of romance and Julie Metz's crazy memoir. WARNING: the Metz book contains the sentence "I creamed the lacy panties I had bought for the occasion." Wow. @1:30 PM 13
Would you like a very special copy of Sarah Palin's Going Rogue that has been signed by National Book Award winner Colum McCann, hunky soap star James Franco, literary It Girl Sloane Crosley, and a host of considerably lesser lights? Of course you would. Bid now, because all the proceeds go to charity and this book can only gain in value. Think of the children, etc. 9
Booked Up, with Eric J. Herboth: 'In Search of the Multiverse' @2:30 PM
In May of 2008, Brazil's National Indian Foundation, a government agency, published aerial photos of what was reported to be a tribe of uncontacted peoples living in a remote corner of the Amazonian rainforest. The images depicted several men, painted a bright red and brandishing bows and arrows, ready to attack the mysterious aircraft above. The images were sensational and stirred much controversy, and in an anthropological way pointed out the subtle notion of perspective that lies at the heart of some of the most advanced thinking in theoretical physics. Namely, denied the proper position of reference, can one be cognizant of true isolation? When one can't see the forest for the trees, how can one consider the landscape beyond the woods? For anthropologists, the relation of uncontacted cultures to our own is the big question. For scientists, it is our relation to everything there is, and could be, that brings a feverish curiosity. READ MORE 16




























