Today in unlikely celebrity juxtapositions: "Bob Geldof joined the Pope to turn up the pressure on Silvio Berlusconi yesterday with a strident attack on the Italian Prime Minister's record on aid before this week's G8 summit." Although seeing as Bob Geldof probably considers himself to be the Pope anyway, it's maybe a little less ridiculous than it seems at first glance. Anyway, I'm sure it's a nice break for Silvio; I'd rather be condemned for fucking the poor than for fucking a bunch of prostitutes.