Posts tagged as Blowjobs
The Battle For Planet Flanagan
David: I need a haircut, Maria. I look like a duckling right now. READ MORE
Old Roman Coins Kind Of Turn Me On
Man, blowjobs in ancient Rome seem like they were kind of pricey. But probably worth it. [Via]
No Matter How You Spell It, It's Still A Blowjob
The notoriously thorough folks at the New Yorker have sorted through our collection of profanities and when they first appeared in that esteemed periodical, and have offered a few helpful correctives. Of special interest: Mary Gaitskill, not Tad Friend, was the first person to get the common usage for fellatio into the magazine, a mistake which the publication generously forgives by noting that, "This error is more understandable. Most people would search for 'blowjob,' whereas New Yorker style is two words: 'blow job.'"
Bad News For Mouth Action Fans
I really don't want to share this with you, but I guess I probably have to: "There's a worrisome uptick in the incidence of certain head and neck cancers among middle-aged and even younger Americans, and some experts link the trend to a rise in the popularity of oral sex over the past few decades." Please don't let this news affect your positive feelings about blowjobs. I'm sure they're working on a cure right now.
Equality Demanded For Blowjobs
Missed this one earlier in the week, but I feel pretty obligated to share it around: Are blowjobs sex? All I know is that they're AWESOME.
The Way We Stick Things Into Other Things Now
How are we doing sex to each other these days? In a pleasantly diversified fashion! According to research from the National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior, we are doing sex in 41 combinations of the following: "penile-vaginal intercourse, solo masturbation, partnered masturbation, oral sex and anal sex." While penis-vagina remains a safe and popular investment, we're seeing strong growth in almost all sectors. READ MORE
French Politician's Slip Of The Tongue Proves Humorous To 10-Year-Olds Worldwide
Now you know: "The French word for fellatio is 'fellation', which sounds similar to the word 'inflation'."
Please Don't Get The Wrong Idea About Our Amazing Output
From time to time, we offer free editorial space to folks from all walks of life who have something to get off their chests. Today we offer a captain of industry the chance to make an important statement about his product, which has sustained some unfortunate damage-through no fault of its own-in the news lately. READ MORE
There Is Nothing Humorous About Blowjobs
"When you spend hours making a doll camera-ready, she said, 'it doesn't seem funny at all when an extra pretends that the dummy is giving him a blow job.'" READ MORE
What We Talk About When We Talk About Coming
Each generation needs to learn anew the lessons previously inculcated upon their predecessors, so it perhaps in the spirit of public service for the youth of that that ladysite The Gloss offers up this guide to blowjob etiquette. The moral is simplicity itself: When the receiver becomes aware that he is soon to express his pleasure in the performer's face, it is courteous that he should so indicate. The Emily Post of hummers suggests uttering a simple phrase such as "I'm going to come," or "I'm about to come," but I've found that singing a sped-up version of the chorus to Peter Gabriel's "Here Comes The Flood" is just as effective (although for some reason it does not result in many repeat performances). And don't forget to leave a tip on your way out, just to show your appreciation. Now you know!
