The Awl http://www.theawl.com/ Be Less Stupid Tue, 13 Oct 2009 08:45:25 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.2 Australian Passenger Was Not Sucking That Guy's Dick http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/australian-passenger-was-not-sucking-that-guys-dick http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/australian-passenger-was-not-sucking-that-guys-dick#comments Tue, 13 Oct 2009 08:45:25 +0000 Alex Balk http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/australian-passenger-was-not-sucking-that-guys-dick "It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something and he'd already paid me. But $5 is a bit cheap for a head job."
-Darwin waitress Allyson White denies speculation that she was performing oral sex on the driver of a car that crashed last week in Australia's Northern Territory. [Please click through, this is far from the best quote in the article.]

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-Darwin waitress Allyson White denies speculation that she was performing oral sex on the driver of a car that crashed last week in Australia's Northern Territory. [Please click through, this is far from the best quote in the article.]

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