"It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something and he'd already paid me. But $5 is a bit cheap for a head job."
—Darwin waitress Allyson White denies speculation that she was performing oral sex on the driver of a car that crashed last week in Australia's Northern Territory. [Please click through, this is far from the best quote in the article.] 28