Here is everything you need to know about what this day is like.

A man who indecently exposed himself to a woman ended up being bitten by her dog. The victim, aged in her 60s, was walking her pet in Moreton-in-Marsh, Gloucestershire, when she was approached by the flasher. A police spokesman said the man exposed himself and the terrier growled.

Okay, great, right? "Dog Devours Dong." "Terrier Tears Todger." "Canine Chomps Cock." All easy enough, right? Except NO, the dog had to go and bite the guy on the fucking arm. What can I do with that? NOTHING. There's a saying in blogland, "If it don't penis [...]

So many of you have thought to pass this along this morning that it is clearly the kind of event the entire community wishes to gather itself around. Who am I to say no? Here ya go: "A Michigan man's life was saved after his terrier bit off his big toe, alerting him to the seriousness of an infection while he was passed out drunk, according to The Grand Rapids Press."

What do you think? Has your terrier ever eaten your big toe while you've been unconscious due to inebriation, making you aware of a pressing medical condition? Tell us in the comments!