Essex is obviously a really classy place where there's a ton of pressure to be perfect at all times, innit? The Daily Mirror, which is where I get all my truly reliable news and life affirmations, reported that Andrew Hudgell, 26, from Chelmsford in Essex, had a moob reduction surgery. Then they posted his picture, ensuring that despite no longer possessing soft, hillock-like pectoral topography he will still be openly mocked, since phantom bitch tits are way gay.

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