The Awl http://www.theawl.com/ Be Less Stupid Thu, 30 Apr 2009 09:41:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.2 Some Enchanted Evening, with Bill and Bernie http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/some-enchanted-evening-with-bill-and-bernie http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/some-enchanted-evening-with-bill-and-bernie#comments Thu, 30 Apr 2009 09:41:22 +0000 Alex Balk http://www.theawl.com/2009/04/some-enchanted-evening-with-bill-and-bernie

Not only are today's journalists TOTALLY GAY for Barack Obama, they're TOTALLY GAY in general, always wanting to know about your feelings and stuff. One thing's for sure: they're not MEN like Bill O'Reilly or Bernie Goldberg, who would totally beat each other up in some hypermasculine display of testosterone-fueled heterosexuality if one of them ever used the world "enchanted" to the other. These guys are so straight I bet they're not even wearing make-up.

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Not only are today's journalists TOTALLY GAY for Barack Obama, they're TOTALLY GAY in general, always wanting to know about your feelings and stuff. One thing's for sure: they're not MEN like Bill O'Reilly or Bernie Goldberg, who would totally beat each other up in some hypermasculine display of testosterone-fueled heterosexuality if one of them ever used the world "enchanted" to the other. These guys are so straight I bet they're not even wearing make-up.

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