Not only are today's journalists TOTALLY GAY for Barack Obama, they're TOTALLY GAY in general, always wanting to know about your feelings and stuff. One thing's for sure: they're not MEN like Bill O'Reilly or Bernie Goldberg, who would totally beat each other up in some hypermasculine display of testosterone-fueled heterosexuality if one of them ever used the world "enchanted" to the other. These guys are so straight I bet they're not even wearing make-up. 8