Gluttony: Wawa Brand Mesquite Smoked Beef Jerky Original Flavor

Do not eat: SnackMaster All Natural Gourmet Ahi Tuna Jerky. Because: Pescatarians are to bulimics what vegans are to anorexics.* Go hard or go home. Extreeeeeme! Do eat: Wawa brand mesquite smoked Beef Jerky original flavor. Because: This and that one rollercoaster Kingda Ka are the only two reasons to ever visit Jersey.
