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Posts tagged as Bed Bugs

You Will Itch And Scratch Before You Pass Away

Oh, great: "[R]esearchers in Vancouver report that they've found bed bugs with methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, or MRSA. The scientists studied five bed bugs, taken from three patients treated at St. Paul's Hospital. All three patients were residents of Vancouver's poor Downtown Eastside, where both bed bugs and MRSA have been on the rise in recent years. The researchers wanted to see if there was a connection. So they crushed and analyzed the bugs and found three samples with MRSA, the superbug that is resistant to most commonly used antibiotics."

Bed Bugs Eat France

The travelling bed bug epidemic has now made its way to Paris, which will undoubtedly lead to any number of right-wing blogs making lame jokes about Paris surrendering. Anyway, hopefully they will pick up some culture while they're over there.

I Saw A Bed Bug On The Bus

So I saw my first bed bug in New York City this weekend and, thank god, it was not in my apartment. It was in a pretty bad place, though. On a bus, the M9, on the sleeve of the windbreaker of a man sitting right next to me and my kid and my kid's friend. We were with my kid's friend's mom, too, heading to their house to have lunch after karate class. (The kids are in the class, not us adults. Still, though, I've been watching. So don't fuck with me.) READ MORE

Bed Bugs: The Movie

The tireless, viral-seeking CGI auteurs over at Next Media Animation turn their attention to the bed bug epidemic, and the results are... well, they're pretty good! In the spirit of the season, this is kind of like a humorous horror flick. If you are confronted with the actual horror of bed bugs, here's a handy guide to help you through it.

How I Fought Bedbugs And Won

It started with three little red dots, an Orion's belt on my arm. "Spider bites," I told myself. But out of curiosity, I asked my roommate whether she had any bites too. READ MORE

New York City, Bursting Burg of Bugs, Hatches Plan to Infest World!

So maybe this is how it ends for humanity: nibbled to death in your beds. New York City will release a very stern report today about how the bed bug epidemic is going out of control. We're all going to look like our pal Molly in the future! So, we've always said that New York City was a propagator of viruses that then spread throughout the world-mostly we meant intellectual ones, but now we can lay claim to being an incubator and exporter of aggressive, life-ruining insects too. Don't worry. In the year 2400, we'll have achieved a symbiotic melding with the bed bugs; they'll talk to us through our skin and provide us with oxygen in our unbreathable atmosphere, and we'll give them dinner. Turn off your "True Blood," because bed bugs are the only real vampires... for now.

Bed Bugs: Is No One Safe?

Bed bugs are shameless. They are the pest equivalent of a party guest who comes out of the bathroom and boldly announces that they just snooped through your medicine cabinet and you're like, "No shit, asshole. You left your fingerprints everywhere." They have no boundaries. That kind of boldness is not cute in people and it's even less cute in flesh-eating creatures of the night. READ MORE