Posts Tagged: baseball-related content
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Never Let It Be Said That Baseball Players Don't Have A Way With Words

"I'm not seeing a lack of (effort), I'm seeing a pathetic effort. These Cards fans deserve much better. That's just awful. They won't admit it, that they're quitters. If you can't put a better effort out there on the field, take 'em all out, back up the truck, ship 'em all out and get somebody in here that wants to play baseball. … We've got one team here [San Diego] going for the title and we've got our team going for the toilet. They've got poopy in their pants." -Former St. Louis Cardinal Jack Clark defends the honor of baseball's self-proclaimed "best fans" by going after the current crop [...]

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Bobby Bonilla Teaches Us A Lesson About Interest

Happy July 1! It's now only 365 days until the Mets start paying Bobby Bonilla his deferred compensation package, which consists of him being paid $1.2 million every July 1 from 2011 through 2035 because the Mets didn't want to give him the $5.9 million they owed him in 2000! I have cut and pasted five or six different bits of this Wall Street Journal piece on exactly why and how this fiasco happened for inclusion here, because they're all just so cringe/facepalm-worthy. But you should go read the whole thing, because at the very least, it's a nice primer for any future labor negotiations you might have! [...]

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Baseball Team's "Go For Broke" Strategy Backfires

The Texas Rangers have entered voluntary bankruptcy to prepare for the team's sale to a group headed by former MLB pitcher Nolan Ryan. The Dallas Morning News has a peek at just who the Rangers are in arrears to, and as it turns out, the team's top six creditors are players. No. 1 on the list is the ever-troubled Alex Rodriguez, who's owed some $25 million in deferred compensation, while No. 5 is former Rangers catcher Mickey Tettleton, who hasn't played since 1997; the team is in arrears to him for $1.4 million. (No. 3 is current Rangers third baseman Michael Young, who the team is in hock to [...]

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E-40, "Lightweight Jammin'"

I know E-40 is a big dude. I know he's a heavy hitter in the rap game. (A baseball lover, the Bay Area rap great sometimes goes by the name "Charlie Hustle." Hey, maybe he should collaborate with Ohio rocker Robert Pollard on the soundtrack to that Pete Rose documentary that's coming out in July? On second thought, there probably aren't two artists I'd less rather hear collaborate, though I'm a fan of them both.) And I guess this new track doesn't tip the scales like the 500-megaton-whomp of the "Weedman" beat. But still, this is lightweight jammin'? No way!

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Phillies Fans Will Not Let Promise Of Tasing Prevent Them From Moments Of On-Field Glory

Despite Phillies' fans pleadings for security to once again subdue an on-field intruder — the team's second in two games against the St. Louis Cardinals — with a Taser gun, the unidentified 33-year-old who ran on the field during the ninth inning last night was "merely" apprehended by stadium personnel while taking what seems to be a pretty leisurely jog around the Citizens Bank Park warning track. Is hopping out of the stands going to become a thing at Phillies games now? Can't the team just set up a Phanatic-assisted Drunks Run The Bases post-game promotion in order to cut this sort of behavior off at the pass? [...]

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Alex Rodriguez Will Take The Shortcut, Thank You

As someone who has found the New York Yankee career of Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez both fascinating and baffling, I watched with interest the flare-up yesterday during which Rodriguez, trying to expedite his trip back to first base from third after a foul ball, cut across the diamond instead of retracing his steps across the basepath. His path took him across the pitchers' mound, which greatly upset A's pitcher Dallas Braden. ("He should just maybe watch his captain a little more often," Braden said afterward, in the umpteenth instance of someone setting up a "Goofus & Gallant" situation between Rodriguez and Yankee-for-life Derek Jeter. Wait, how has that not become [...]

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Baseball Inches Back, Casts Off This Terrible Winter

Snow, slush, odd moments where one wonders if the world is really ending: This winter has been getting a lot of people down. But here's a reason to believe that there's light at the end of the tunnel!

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DJ Kitty: The Rally Monkey Of 2010, Complete With Video Game Tie-In

After staring down Derek Jeter's dramatics and holding on to beat the Yankees last night, the Tampa Bay Rays have edged into first place in the American League East — although their on-field performance might not be reflected by the anemic attendance numbers put up at their cavernous home, Tropicana Field. Perhaps that lack of in-person support is why the team has decided to employ a time-tested method of getting people to look up and say "awww" in its general online direction: Cats!

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Hey, Want To Buy A Ticket To A Sporting Event That Took Place Four Days Ago?

"On Saturday, May 29, 2010, Roy Halladay of the Philadelphia Phillies threw the 20th perfect game in Major League Baseball history. Here's your chance to celebrate this rare achievement by purchasing tickets from the Marlins vs. Phillies game from May 29th. Regular ticket prices apply and this offer is available online only. Don't miss out on owning a piece of history, and take advantage of this limited time offer today!" -The Florida Marlins have put the 13,500 unused tickets to Saturday's game against the Philadelphia Phillies up for sale. This past Saturday's game. Upper Deck B section tickets are going for $14-$20. The true poseur idiot, of course, [...]

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Yankee Stadium's iPad-Averse Policies Will Force You To Pay Attention To The Field

Yankee Stadium has banned the iPad from its confines, citing its previously announced nixing of laptops as the reason for doing so. The most surprising aspect of this development? Commenters on the geek-"news" site Mashable are actually being sort of reasonable about the whole thing! "If you want to be THAT person with the iPad at a game, go right ahead," said one person; "What about leaving a bit internet and enjoying real life?!" exclaimed another. Could we be seeing the initial stages of early-adopter technology fatigue? Or are the contrarian impulses of commenter culture having their circuits blown by this development? [Pic via]

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Hard-Luck Outfielder Wants To Call You (After You Give Him Money)

Something tells me that Lenny Dykstra's $3,200 Craigslist offer of a framed, signed magazine article and a "personal phone call" from the plucky ex-outfielder himself is not going to be as "once in a lifetime" as it currently claims. But maybe it will be! I just hope that whoever ponies up the cash doesn't get railroaded into a sales pitch from Nails Investments.

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Today In Dubious Baseball Milestones

"For the first time in Phillies history, a fan running on the field at Citizens Bank Park was subdued by a Philadelphia police officer using his Taser gun." (And hey, what do you know: It might be the first time in MLB history as well.)

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Chicks Dig The Long Ball, And Everybody Loves Lists

One intrepid baseball blogger has decided to chart the duration of this season's home-run trots from the time the player's bat connects to the time his foot touches home plate. ("Taking time to admire the flight of the ball, or slowing down to walk or leap into home plate, absolutely counts against the player," the rules note.) The shortest path around the bases so far came on Opening Day, although that record (sigh) has an asterisk attached; the Arizona Diamondbacks' Stephen Drew's 15.84-second trip was on an inside-the-park home run that came after a ball caromed off a wall in right-center field, so being quick was in his best [...]

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Meet The Mess, 2010 Edition

Back in May and June, people were asking me what I thought of the Mets' then-hot performance. "Wait until after the All-Star break," I would say, burned by attendance at the season-closing games in 2007 and 2008 and various other instances of stupidly getting my hopes up. (In baseball and in life, man.) Well, not to say that I was right, but I was kind of right. Or, as the person updating the Mets-centric Twitter account for local sports yakker WFAN put it, "Frankie [Rodriguez] in police custody [for assaulting his father-in-law], tarp on the field, raining [sic] coming down, Joe and Evan yelling in [...]

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Baseball Announcer Wonders If Squirrel On Field Had To Buy A Ticket To The Game

You know what helps to stop think about the oil spill for two minutes? (The "top-kill" procedure being attempted today-plugging the hole with mud and cement-is being given a 50/50 chance of working, and may make the leak worse if it fails. So yes, please, any diversion.) Watching a squirrel run around the field during a major league baseball game. It's also comforting to know you can count on the announcers to make the very same joke every time something like this happens.

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José Lima, 1972-2010

Journeyman righty and reggaeton singer José Lima passed away after suffering a massive heart attack on Sunday. Lima, who resurfaced on Friday announcing his intentions to open a youth baseball academy in his hometown of Los Angeles, was an effervescent on-field personality during his 12-year MLB career, calling the time he spent on the mound "Lima Time" and proving himself good at whipping up crowds — even when his pitching performances were, shall we say, not quite Cy Young material. He also has a fantasy-baseball drafting strategy named in his honor. Lima was 37.

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Baseball Wisdom, Straight From The Mouth Of Grandma

"Stick it, A-Rod." -Peggy Lindsey, the grandmother of Oakland A's pitcher Dallas Braden, who hurled the 19th perfect game in MLB history in the Athletics' 4-0 win over the Tampa Bay Rays on Sunday. Braden and the Yankees' existentially tortured third baseman had a bit of a row last month when Rodriguez jogged across the pitcher's mound while taking a shortcut from third base to first, which Braden took as a sign of disrespect; at the time, A-Rod idly wondered if Braden had much to complain about, given the "handful of wins" the lefty had amassed up to that point. In the wake of history, Rodriguez was [...]

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Baseball Fans' Disdain Inexplicably Centered Somewhere Near Lake Erie

A Nielsen survey is claiming that despite the non-endorsements of luminaries like President Obama, the New York Yankees are somehow not the most-hated team in baseball — that honor instead goes to the Cleveland Indians, who ranked a mere 0.9 on a -5 to 5 "sentiment scale" that the company derived from the use of specific keywords in Internet postings. Judging by the Tribe-blogger reaction to the Wall Street Journal's query about his team's triumph (which was basically the word "sigh" stretched out into 14 individual words) and the general annoyance the Yanks induce in me even today, I'm wondering if there should be a sort of [...]

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Scott Stapp Figures Out How To Guarantee In-Stadium Airplay For His Solo Material

Mets fans finally have something to cheer about regarding the team's worst start since the bad old days of 1992: The team's trainwreck performance will probably keep any of the early-oughts' lights of post-grunge from following in the footsteps of Creed singer Scott Stapp, who, fresh off shredding the national anthem at the Florida Marlins' Opening Day festivities, has penned a song in honor of the teal-suited team. It's called "Marlins Will Soar" and it has the same vague references to faith and being lifted up that his work with Creed did, only this time he manages to rhyme "triple play" with "playoff race." Artistic growth! [[...]