Posts tagged as Bananas
Just What Bananas Need: Plastic Packaging
Finally, bananas will be properly packaged: "Del Monte has come up with individual plastic packaging for bananas, a fruit that already comes in its own natural, biodegradable wrapper." [Via]
Hey, Look, Bananas Are Exploding on This Guy's Face!
Oh of course, the old bananas exploding on face trick! Next time I'd like to see it without the mask, buddy. And with apples. [Via]
Mr. Wrong: The Banana Lobby
The other day I went to the grocery store and selected two bananas to enjoy for my breakfast to go along with some nutritious and highly-educational coffee I conscientiously and economically prepared at home instead of my typical styro-purchase. I went to the register with my two bananas and handed the guy a 20-dollar bill for my 55-cent purchase. He looks at the 20 and says, "You gotta be kidding." So now I'm like fuck, somebody slipped me one of those fake double-sawbucks I always see taped up on the plexi at the liquor store(s), goddammit! How the fuck did I let that happen?!? READ MORE
OMG Dan Baum Doing Storytime On Twitter
QUICK, everyone, quick! Dan Baum is explaining, in real time on Twitter, how he got fired from the New Yorker! Update: Gah! He pulled a cliffhanger!
