Posts tagged as Ball Sweat
Here Is Where You Can Complain About The Heat
Have you been outside lately? The city has officially wilted. New York's typical hurried, outta-my-way gait has been replaced by a pace more frequently found in tropical climes, which is perhaps appropriate given the oppressive heat. People are shuffling around slowly, seemingly unconcerned about getting to where they need to be in anything approaching a timely fashion. And you know what? Good for them! It's hot out there, and will continue to be so for some time. Your bright spot this week comes tomorrow, when a series of thunderstorms will ensure that the temperature doesn't rise past 87°. It's gonna feel like spring! And then, sadly, back to hell. So enjoy it while you can. READ MORE
Back To The Hot And Sticky Grind
Ugh, it's gonna be hot today. And tomorrow. Later in the week there will be rain. It is summer. I hope you've put powder on all the necessary parts. (In an abundance of caution I overcompensated, and now my equipment looks like a French mime who is terrible at juggling.) Anyway, welcome back! How was your weekend?
We Live In Torrid Times
Man, it is hot out there! Gentlemen who dress appropriately in consideration of their age and gender might want to procure a container of Gold Bond Medicated Powder for their chafey undercarriages, because
Your Ball-Sweating, Record-Breaking Summer
We did it, New York: HOTTEST SUMMER EVER! See you next summer-and every one thereafter-when we do it again.
You know you can't get enough of my "what I'm wearing" posts.
UPDATE: It is currently 90 degrees in New York City. In deference to your collective wisdom, I am wearing pants. This had better work out.
