Friday - November 20, 2009

Flicked Off: 'Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans'  @10:02 AM

Of the three important movies opening today, our coverage of one of them will be handled elsewhere, by Mr. Joe MacLeod of the Baltimore City Paper:

Do you like Nicolas Cage? He ate a bug once, for real, in a movie. Do you think Nicolas Cage is a fucking weirdo sellout who maybe used to be an actor who could have done something with his career other than make movies such as Con Air or that piece of shit Ghost Rider? Do you ever find yourself wondering about Nicolas Cage's physical appearance or the provenance of the hair on his head? Remember Nicolas Cage in that remake of Kiss of Death with that red-headed tool who's on one of the C.S.I. shows now? Wasn't Nicolas Cage pretty good in Adaptation and Matchstick Men? Do you think of Nicolas Cage as a has-been? Have you ever found yourself annoyed because there's no "h" in Nicolas Cage's first name?

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Thursday - November 19, 2009


New York talks iguanas with Werner Herzog. Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans opens tomorrow and I'm, I dunno, somehow optimistic in spite of my better judgment? There must be a word for that. I bet Werner knows. @12:45 PM 1

Wednesday - September 16, 2009

I Kind Of Love Werner Herzog  @12:20 PM

"It does not bespeak great wisdom to call the film The Bad Lieutenant, and I only agreed to make the film after William (Billy) Finkelstein, the screenwriter, who had seen a film of the same name from the early nineties, had given me a solemn oath that this was not a remake at all. But the film industry has its own rationale, which in this case was the speculation of some sort of franchise. I have no problem with this. Nevertheless, the pedantic branch of academia, the so called 'film-studies,' in its attempt to do damage to cinema, will be ecstatic to find a small reference to that earlier film here and there, though it will fail to do the same damage that academia — in the name of literary theory – has done to poetry, which it has pushed to the brink of extinction. Cinema, so far, is more robust. I call upon the theoreticians of cinema to go after this one. Go for it, losers."
Werner Herzog discusses Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. (See the trailer here.) 20

Thursday - May 28, 2009

Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, or, WHY?  @2:39 PM


Abel Ferrara's 1992 Bad Lieutenant was a gritty portrait of corruption best remembered for the expert way it conveyed the grim inevitably of its desperate protagonist's destruction. Also it was one of the first movies where Harvey Keitel whipped out his wienie. Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, the Werner Herzog-helmed "remake" whose trailer you see above, will probably be remembered for the sheer comedy that is sure to result from bringing a bad idea to its logical conclusion. Hopefully Nicolas Cage keeps it in his pants. 22