Jersey Mayhem: Cop Snowballer Now Hottest Dude In Jersey @9:25 AM
Matthew Beck is one New Jersey fella who will be getting some this weekend. And when he does, he'll have the the JERSEY MAYHEM!!! section of the Asbury Park Press to thank. Also, the snow, his exceptional aim, his poor judgment and Hanover Township police officer Dominic Kaiser. READ MORE 3
Gay T-Shirts Bring Extra Shame @1:35 PM
Once upon a time—to be specific, 1992 in San Francisco—a friend and I saw a t-shirt in a gay store that read simply "Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing." Oh how we laughed. Mostly because, JESUS, REALLY? Now—and surely we are late to this horrible party, but, so sad, not so late that we didn't accidentally ever find out about it—there is a huge online store of "witty gay t-shirts." We learned this because they advertise on everyone's fave raunchy gossip blog Dlisted, and good for them. But still, basically, if I see any of you in these, you are on your own.
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In Attempt To Destroy Itself, MTV Greenlights Puppet Show @11:22 AM
From today's press release: "Tony DiSanto, President of MTV Programming today announced that MTV has greenlit 'Warren The Ape,' the latest in a wave of new scripted series for the network. 'Warren The Ape is a live action scripted comedy that tells the tale of an ape trying to revive a career in Hollywood by any means necessary. This show truly has a unique visual style and tone as well as a creator driven voice that is fresh and exciting,' said DiSanto…" who will most likely be fired sometime during its run. 8
