"Every time anyone says the words 'crazy' or 'baby' in any of her songs. In chronological order."

Cash Money Records owner Bryan "Baby" Williams has just bought a new car. It's called a Bugatti Veyron and it is the most expensive care available for sale in the whole world. To celebrate, Baby, who is not known for his modesty, put on an outfit that matches the car's color (red) and made a video for people who have much, much less money than he does to watch. The car can go 260 miles per hour, which is way above the speed limit in Louisiana, and it cost $2.5 million. Which sounds like a lot, but then sounds like a little less when you consider than [...]

God, the news is bad. Bin Laden is calling for "drastic solutions." (More drastic?!) The Italian mafia has been sinking cargo ships full of radioactive waste in the Mediterranean. Paul Krugman should basically start ending his pieces on the administration's economic policy with "but I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance." But know hope: I think we may have found the answers to all these problems, and more: New Orleans rap kingpins Ronald and Bryan "Baby" Williams Williams, cofounders of Cash Money Records, have started an "environmentally friendly" energy company, Bronald Oil & Gas.