Here is of those moments when the internet shows you that there are other people who pretty much know exactly how your dumb brain operates, either because their brains operate the same dumb way, or, more frighteningly, because their brains are smarter and they're hoping to somehow profit off this fact. Even worse, they work faster than you: I read a story at Discovery this morning about how South African wineries have been having a problem with baboons sneaking into their vineyards and eating the grapes.

Tourists in Cape Town, South Africa, are being victimized by a gang of baboons, who have "learned how to open car doors and jump through windows in pursuit of tasty sandwiches and snacks."