I have been lured into multiple Atom Egoyan movies and I have always left them enraged, disappointed or confused. Sometimes very sleepy. And then every time a new one comes along, I am foaming. They all trailer-up really well! In this newest, Chloe, we have Julianne Moore at her Julianne Mooreiest, which, DONE AND DONE. And then Mamma Mia! girl suddenly becoming a sex kitten and ripping off her togs. And Liam Neeson getting it on with everyone. I am going to see the holy hell out of this movie… until the last 20 minutes, when I'm very sad again, I imagine.

Yee-haw! It's the first of three blockbuster movie opening weekends! RIGHT NOW there's "Star Trek," and then there's "Angels and Demons" next weekend (Ha ha, I can't wait!) and then "Terminator Salvation," which is about an angry Christian Bale screaming at the future, on May 21, and then… well, a bunch of crap and then on June 24 is "Transformers Two: Megan Fox's Rack's Revenge." So let's start reviewing the big-budget blockbusters-with "Adoration," the latest adventure flick from Canada's answer to Michael Bay, Atom Egoyan! Blammo! Blam blam blammo!