Monday - March 8, 2010

Closing Up The Cracks In The Garden State  @12:30 PM

And then there is this, out of Jersey: "Six women from the Essex County area who wanted fuller bottoms ended up in hospitals after receiving buttocks-enhancement injections containing the same material contractors use to caulk bathtubs, officials said. The women checked into hospitals in the county after their procedures, apparently administered by unlicensed providers, went horribly wrong, state health officials said. The women underwent surgery and were given antibiotics. No arrests have been made." 11

Friday - January 22, 2010

Frontiers of medicine: "A LEG of lamb, aerosol cans and kitchen implements — are just some of the bizarre objects one veteran medic has pulled out of his patients' BUMS." @11:30 AM 21

Wednesday - January 6, 2010

The benefits of having a sizable posterior may be greatly exaggerated by those wishing to sell you buttock-enhancing products, says an expert: "[M]y fat ass has yet to usher me into the world of the big-bottomed celebrity elite. I haven’t figured out how to summon my ass weight in order to boost my confidence at home or in the workplace. I can’t say that anyone has ever looked at my ass and said, 'Damn—that looks expensive.'" @11:45 AM 24

Friday - July 10, 2009

Signs Of Recovery Amid Political And Economic Difficulties  @10:01 AM

There's a ton of actual news today, which is particularly unusual for a summer Friday. For instance, the New York State Senate is back in business, GM is out of bankruptcy, the other GM has returned to a pageview bonus system, and over in Iran—WAIT, BREAKING! ABC News has cleared Barack Obama of ass-gazing! They've got video and everything! READ MORE 18

 

Barack Obama's Eyes Were Watching God  @9:45 AM


In the matter of United States President Barack Obama's ass-ogling, let us not jump to hasty conclusions. I believe moderation, restraint, and an awareness of the complexities of the male gaze require no less than a considered and circumspect response. READ MORE 19