You almost certainly missed this over the weekend, and it should probably be shared:

I realize this question will seem completely absurd and stereotypical, but I'm gay and honestly don't get why gay people listen to such crappy music. I mean, club music? All the time? Expand your horizons!

- Aaron, 30, Los Angeles

The answer?

The New York Post's Andrea Peyser takes to the paper today to complain that former governor Eliot Spitzer-"a pathological whoremaster"-may indeed launch a successful return to office. (Spitzer is said to be considering a run for comptroller.) Among the many reasons Peyser provides for Spitzer's potential rehabilitation: "People wanted to believe that this man, whose financial expertise is, at best, questionable, was tough, strong and smart enough to clean up the economic mess. Besides, Spitzer won't be asking Ashley Dupre for advice." Still, if he ever does need such counsel, he knows where to go.