Sad news from Knifecrime Island, where the new government has decided to get rid of ASBOs-orders aimed at preventing people from anti-social behaviors by banning them from engaging in those behaviors. Home Secretary Theresa May characterized the Anti-Social Behaviour Orders, created over a decade ago by a previous Labour government, as a "'top-down, bureaucratic, gimmick-laden approach' [which] had not worked and got in the way of police taking action against thugs. She also urged residents themselves to do more to stand up to thugs," which is code in Britain for "Stick it to them before they stick it to you." It, of course, is knives.

Caroline Cartwright, the 49-year-old Briton who was "jailed last year after she broke a four-year ban preventing her from having noisy sex anywhere in England and Wales" has been arrested for having noisy sex. Or, as it has been described elsewhere, "Asbo moaner romp woman Caroline Cartwright nicked again," "Cuffed again for raucous rumpy-pumpy," and "Sex Hungry Wife Arrested For Noisey-Sex."