16. Universal Gay

15. Worldwide Jew

14. Dogs Who Write

13. Rich Minorities

10. A man with a shaved head, wearing a white hooded robe with black stripes, doing arm exercises.

9. Movie credits playing on a television the size of an entire wall.

8. A young woman and a small fluffy tan dog, napping together on top of the bedcovers.

Did you seen the video the activist hackers group Anonymous released yesterday to announce its cyber attacks on institutions it sees as infringing upon internet freedom by suspending WikiLeaks accounts? Have you seen the video for Michael Jackson's posthumous single, "Hold My Hand," featuring Akon? They're different, but also sort of the same. It's fun to do the thing where you cue them up and adjust the volume so that you're watching one with the sound from the other, and then switch. Well, "fun," might not be the word, exactly. But it's something!

I was tempted by Andrew Breitbart's offer of $100 grand for the full archives of Journolist-but I could never sacrifice the deep, sensual, never-ending love that Ezra Klein has given me year after year. The Daily Caller's Mark Judge may not be impressed by my dating choices ("People have made cracks about the whiteness of the list, but the other lack of diversity is the total absence of hotness"). But the heart has reasons that reason knows not, Mark. And come on, you can't NOT look into Chris Hayes' baby blues and swoon.

When Ezra turned out the lights on Journolist, he turned out the lights [...]

8788? 8688? I didn't hear the other number. Probably because I was talking. Ha ha ha ha.

I told them that. They said just use that. It didn't matter. But it does matter.

Someone punched me in the mouth. I tasted the blood. It gave me booger snot. Is that what it did? And then I could breath. Or I thought I was breathing OK. Ha ha ha ha.