Come on, flamingos! If a tiny little vole can fight off a big coyote, and four chickens (chickens!) can kill a canine invader, surely fifteen of you should be able to defend your own turf. But apparently not. "The paw marks are very clear-it was a wild fox," said Jukka Salo, director of Finland's Helsinki Zoo, where an entire flock of fifteen pink flamingos were slaughtered after the hungry animal climbed over the fence earlier this week. "When it got in, it acted just as if it were in a hen house, killing and creating mayhem."

The video above explains something, I guess: These gawky birds [...]

Are ladies leaving New York because the city's men refuse to settle down? That's the premise of this piece in the Post, which posits that the paucity of paramours prepared to propose perplexes and perturbs their presumptive partners, prompting them to pack it in for more promising provinces.