I don't know why I care, because I am not 17 to 24 and a lass, but I am pleased as punch with the cancellation of Alexa Chung's chat-Facebook-faux show on MTV. It was AWFUL. It was clearly garbage from the moment she announced it at the MTV ad-buyer upfronts. The head of programming crowed, "It's like if MTV and Facebook had a baby"! (To which we responded: "She is just Rocketboom plus Julia Allison plus platform extension, which I guess means there will be like eight girls locked in a room somewhere chatting on Facebook with viewers, sending messages that exhibit all the acumen and emotional connection of [...]

Tiny Facebook demon-beast Alexa Chung, hired to host MTV's daily "Twitter with Tweens" segment, will soon be gone from our country, as they have got to get her off the airwaves. Now here is an example of the kind of hate that Alexa inspires back in her home country of "England," in an astounding example of literary mountain-molehilling that our British friends do so well. It is an entire piece of old-school gossip column writing about how Anna Wintour gave Alexa Chung a dirty look at a fashion show. Read it and believe in narrative again! Here is just one sentence that should warm your heart: "Coming eyeball to [...]

On Monday night, Alexa Chung, new in New York as of April 27, went to the Music Hall in Williamsburg to see some bands.

Her hair is growing in from last month's radical bobbing. Then yesterday she didn't do a fucking thing. Tired! She spent seven days here in early April looking for an apartment; she went out three days out with a broker, and partied down at the Beatrice Inn, if briefly, as she was thrown out for turning the lights off and on.