UPDATE: Alberto Cutié, the popular priest known as "Father Oprah" who got into trouble when he was snapped grabbing the ass of a sultry ladyfriend on a Florida beach, has left the Catholic church and plans to become an Episcopalian minister. He also may marry the assgrabee.Happy endings!

Have you heard about Alberto Cutié? The hottie Hispanic holy man was recently photographed "kissing and caressing a bikinied brunette on a Florida beach." The photos, which show the sultry spiritual leader with "his right hand in the unnamed brunette's bikini bottom" have rocked the Spanish-speaking community; not just in his Miami Beach parish, but throughout Latin America. (Cutié is so popular for his radio and television work that he is known as "Father Oprah.")