I can't believe I'm going to go through this emotional rollercoaster of excitement and then immediate disgust again, but here we are, Kirstie Alley. And it is true: there many reasons to watch the new Kirstie Alley show, in fact, Halle Kiefer has identified seven of them. (I know, only seven?). They include #2 ("Adorable gay assistant: I LOVE HIM BEFORE I KNOW HIM. He is adorbs, he is made of marzipan and has little glasses like a koala") and of course reason #5 ("According to the show's website, Kirstie is 'patenting multiple inventions'!!!! WHAT? Paging Dr. Diva, we need some more vanilla frosting for this TIME MACHINE.") Ask [...]