House Republican Mocks Democrats Over Republican Emasculation @10:15 AM
Here is Rep. Steven C. LaTourette (R-OH) doing a one minute stand-up routine for the cameras of C-SPAN. His material may not be top notch, but you've got to give him points on delivery. Also, he is not entirely wrong. 10
Our Mysterious Chief Information Officer, Vivek Kundra @3:10 PM
I wasn't really paying attention to the U.S. CIO, Vivek Kundra, who handles, um, I dunno, the IRS blogs and stuff? Oh wait… he is the one building the government a website that costs $18 million. Is it made of Internet platinum, and does it shoot rainbows? And so now folks are wondering who he is and does he know what he's talking about at all. READ MORE 5
Rampaging Fowl Continue Crusade Against People @2:20 PM
As part of our ongoing mission to document the avian war on humanity, we bring you this story about two British joggers attacked by vicious buzzards in separate incidents. An "expert" claims that the birds "did not want to eat any of their victims," but HOW DOES HE KNOW FOR SURE? Be careful out there, everybody.
Previously: San Francisco blackbird attacks passersby 1
Albany: Deadlines, Etc. @1:01 PM
Meanwhile, up in Albany: State Supreme Justice Thomas McNarama told state senators to resolve the recent craziness by 1 P.M., or he would do it for them, warning that "I have no problem providing an answer to this question from a judicial standpoint. As a matter of public policy, you guys should work this out." READ MORE 2
Hair Salon, Custom Publisher Launch Magazine – Consumer @ FolioMag.com @1:35 PM
Good news! There are actually some new magazine launches! 0
