Ladies, hurry up and freeze those eggs before it is too late or you will never have that baby that you want so badly but are too busy with your "career" to have right now. What's your deadline? Well, if you're under 30, GO GET THOSE THINGS FROZEN NOW. Otherwise, you may have missed the boat.

Ladies, how many times do we need to tell you to freeze your ovaries? I know right now you're all "career, career, career," but life moves so quickly and all of a sudden you're forty and you can't get knocked up even if you have a man in you're life, which, let's face it, if you're forty and you've spent that last twenty years being all "career, career, career," you probably don't. We all know the purpose of being a woman is to make the babies, so seriously, freeze those things now, while you're in your early twenties and they're still good. If you are already past your [...]

The tendency will probably be to focus on the fact that old women can't have babies, but I think the real takeaway here is that you can still look pretty even into your forties. So cheer up, crones!

"I don't want the message to be that women in the healthy population should be petrified that their blood type may predict compromised fertility." —Yale University School of Medicine reproductive endocrinologist Lubna Pal discusses her study which found that women in their 30s with "blood type O were more likely than women with other blood types to have diminished ovarian reserve," a result which should probably send paroxysms of fear through women in the healthy population whose blood type might predict compromised fertility.