Weather on the Ones

Extremely Wet New Yorkers To Become Even More Annoying Online For Next 48 Hours

It begins this afternoon around 2 p.m.

It ends Thursday at noon.

So set your "New York is the weather-complaining center of the world" social media presences at their loudest settings, for you will be wet and miserable and cold, and how can the rest of the world compete with that?


Florida Near Freeze! Manatees Swim for Their Lives!

Manatees are seeking shelter by the warm waters of power stations! Palm Beach County, "the nation's No. 1 winter vegetable producer" (and who knew that), is in a panic! An ice-cold panic grips America's wang!


Songs About Wind And Storms

Man, what a storm! The howling wind woke me up at 5 o'clock this morning, and then I couldn't go back to sleep. So, maybe because I still had Merry Clayton's gale of a voice in mind, I made a list of songs that fit the scene. Nothing else to do today but watch the videos. Certainly, no one should go outside.