Stuffed bell peppers. Where do you stand?
— Sam Sifton (@SamSifton) October 15, 2013
Why does Sam Sifton want to TEAR THE INTERNET APART?
Why don't you lazy women want to throw away your money investing in pyramid schemes startups? This man literally doubled his money by angel investing—in just eight short years. Don't you silly girls want in on this big man business?
Before the hilarious Morgan Stanley report—which says that we're "hovering dangerously close to a recession" and then says that "policy errors" have to do with their vote of no confidence in the U.S. markets, by which they mean "make us and/or give us much more money" and/or "don't cut government spending"—came the Goldman Sachs report, which put forward the idea of the U.S. economy being a plane, a plane that can stall, just like a real plane, if GDP growth is below 2%. One of their top two concerns? "US fiscal tightening." (In the end, just FYI, they put the possibility of a "new" recession at 1 in [...]