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David Cameron, stop saying that you like The Smiths, no you don't. I forbid you to like it.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhoneJohnny MarrJohnny_Marr

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Driven by the urgency of creating jobs & protecting #hcr, #wsr, Social Security & Medicare, I am running for Dem Leader.less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®Speaker Nancy PelosiSpeakerPelosi

You know what? Good for her.