“If human beings can make direct campaign contributions… and if, in Citizens United’s interpretation… corporations and human beings are entitled to equal political speech rights, then corporations must also be able to contribute within (the federal) limits." —That is logically true, U.S. District Court for Eastern Virginia! It's just one or two more steps until we give up the whole pretense.

The Ninth Circuit—our favorite circuit! Sorry, other circuits!—has ruled that the Winklevosseseses must abide by a settlement reached with Facebook regarding their founding of such, or lack thereof. The two fellows claimed the settlement was reached with fraudulent input from Facebook. This sets a very important legal precedent, in that we don't have to hear about them any more.