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Convicts of the Road: Live from the 219th Tour de France

1130 hrs—150 km from the finish at Bourg-d'Oisans

Phil: Good morning to all our viewers and welcome to day 17 of the 219th Tour de France. We join the last of the alpine stages just after the 50-kilometre mark as the peloton passes through another of these nameless mountain villages. And here in the yellow kevlar of the race leader is the familiar hunched figure of Eugene Kutts, surrounded by his henchmen from the Protea Correctional team.

Paul: Tell you what, Phil, I’m still in awe after his attack on the Col de la Madeleine.

Phil: That was the most ferocious performance I’ve seen in years, Paul. But [...]

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So an American Soccer Fan Walks Into a Bar

An American soccer fan walks into a bar and says, "I get excited about soccer. I like how soccer is growing in the United States."

An American soccer fan walks into a bar. "USA spirit, why else? This is great. This is great."

An American soccer fan walks into a bar. "I’ve been playing since I was 5."

An American soccer fan walks into a bar and notes, "It's so rare to have a bar filled with Americans cheering for soccer"

An American soccer fan walks into a bar and says, "I think a lot of this is reciprocal appreciation of each other."

An [...]