Sure thing, boss. And everyone who's ever asked Anderson Cooper straight up if he was gay and then taken flack for not being able to print it lifts a hearty gay middle finger! Eh, whatever, no hard feelings, God bless, let's all slide down the firepole in our converted firehouses together.

Will human beings attend movies about inept, slovenly men seeking hot chicks? Hollywood is banking on this breakthrough genre—but only if Kevin James can get the box office this summer for The Zookeeper, which opens July 8th. This movie aims big! It's an audacious attempt, but does the film also aim too low, painting men as buffoons, with big broad physical comedy and people getting hit in the nuts a lot? Executives in Hollywood were also quietly asking if Kevin James can manage a hit movie career while raising three children.

Just FYI: Gang Rape Story Lacked Balance is about as strong a condemnation as you'll get from the Times public editor. I mean, it's not like he's going to print "That Story Was a F'ing Shit Show, Am I Right?" It's not his way; they are exceedingly old world and genteel. Also, interesting that no editor or reporter interviews took place. (As of yet! That we know!)