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That Can Be Our Next Headline: 21 Perfect Stories by The Machines

Using the vital new technology of That Can Be My Next Tweet, which "generates your future tweets based on the DNA of your existing messages," it's easy to discover what should come next in this very space, by analyzing our own Twitter feed.

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