My favorite Maori soprano turns 70 today. If you know her, you probably know her from this. And rightfully so. Happy birthday!
American character actor Patricia Campbell Hearst turns 60 today. Though she only had a small role here I feel like she stole every frame she was in.
Florence Agnes Henderson, America's Other Mom, has a birthday today. You should give her a call. (Above, perhaps her most underrated performance.)
In some alternate universe Vice President Sarah Palin is celebrating her 50th birthday today while former Senator Barack Obama stands out on the balcony of his corporate office, takes a long drag on a cigarette and thanks the Lord God above for letting him lose the 2008 election. "I'm the luckiest son-of-a-bitch alive," he thinks as he exhales. In this universe, Sarah Palin is 50 today and Barack Obama is still stuck with his terrible job. It's funny the way things work out.
Happy 70th birthday to Rutger Oelsen Hauer, who has hopefully made peace with the fact that this is going to be what people remember him for, which, given some of his other choices, is probably all for the best. Anyway, enjoy your birthday, Rutger. For you it is time to live! (Get it? Because of what he says in the movie? Ugh, I didn't sleep much last night, I'm sorry.)
Happy birthday, comedy legend Catherine Anne O'Hara. I hope people remember you for more than Home Alone, because you are one of the best we've got and we don't tell you that enough.
I can almost GUARANTEE that no one clicked through on that headline from Twitter or wherever so if you are reading this it is because you are someone who comes to our homepage on a regular basis (you, by the way, are the kind of reader we appreciate most of all; I do it all FOR YOU) or you just happened to wind up in here in error. At this point it doesn't matter, because now that we're all assembled we are going to spend the next few minutes listening to a song that no number of commercial uses can devalue. Take it away, Plastic Bertrand!
Swans legend Michael Rolfe Gira is 60 today. Don't tell me you're too tired to do something.
Not than any excuse is ever needed but were there some sort of relevancy requirement for sharing this video I think the fact that Robert Peter Williams celebrates his 40th birthday today would probably exceed any and all requisite criteria. Also, wow does this all seem like a lifetime ago.
You know how every town has that one band that is super-popular locally but completely unknown anywhere else, and residents of the town are always like, "You have to hear [BAND], they are just the best," or "While you're here you need to go see [BAND], they'll change your life," or "I'm sending you the new album from [BAND], I really think this is going to be the record that wakes everyone else up to just how good they are," and you nod politely and pretend to pay attention for as long as they are still talking and then move on with your life because bands like that are [...]
Whatever crimes against music Stephen Ray Perry may have committed in his long career—and I am thinking, in particular, of the song that ended that show, you know what I'm talking about—he will always have this piece of work on the credit side of his ledger, which is more than so many of us can say about our own accomplishments. This is a pretty perfect song; I suspect it has something to do with the rising action in the chorus. It is also somewhat embarrassing to like, but that is true of so many things in life that we all secretly enjoy. Anyway, happy birthday Steve Perry. You are [...]
If the name David Faustino has any sort of resonance with you, the news that he turns 40 today will almost certainly fill you with a sense of dread and the realization that where once your potential spread itself out against an infinite skyline, now your visual metaphor for the days you have remaining resembles something small and fragile and insistent, like the kitchen timer you would see up on the counter that you were too small to reach. The plans you left off for the future? Abandon them. The goals you thought you had world enough and time to achieve? Do your best to dismiss and discard them, as [...]
Matthew Raymond Dillon turns 50 today, which means he must have started acting before he emerged from the womb, because it seems like he has been around forever. He's the Matt Dillon of his generation!
William Felton Russell, the first African American coach in American professional sports and indisputably one of basketball's greatest all-time players, an "impassioned advocate of human rights" and "a consistent advocate of equality," as the White House put it when awarding him the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2010, turns 80 today.
I don't know if it's simply another part of the package of magical powers she wields over the perception of us all or some deeper fissure in the system of linear events but there is a weird thing where whatever age Oprah Winfrey is seems to be the exact age you would assume Oprah Winfrey to be. Today that age is 60, which sounds just right.
Katherine Anne Moss turns 40 today, which means if you are not yet 40 yourself you can still vaguely make yourself feel better about things by saying, "Well, at least I'm younger than Kate Moss," and if you have already reached that age it doesn't really make a difference to you anyway because your life is for all intents and purposes over and no matter how long or short your remaining time on this earth is you are basically spending it enduring agonies of existence that only increase as you trudge toward the tomb while your relevance diminishes with each passing year until you reach the point where if anyone [...]