Today comes The Junket: A Journey of Seduction, Celebrity, Swag and Stupidity, by one Mr. Mike Albo. You may not remember, but Albo was essentially banned from the New York Times—he was a freelancer who, among other duties, wrote the Critical Shopper column every other week—after participating in a JetBlue junket (with a Mystery Destination!) with a lot of "internet people." (We documented this junket in harrowing detail.) And now… Albo has told all. It's good. Here are two favorite early bits!