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"The 10 people most mutants [PICS]"

Great ice cream, bad girls [VID]

— Fake BuzzFeed (@FakeBuzzFeed) February 22, 2012

Well, this is happening, and by "this," I mean a Twitter account that consists of running the headlines of a Buzzfeed rip-off website called Pineza.gr through Google Translate. And why not? What does YOUR stupid Twitter feed do for you?

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"When I was a PhD candidate at Oxford and Cambridge at the same time…."

"Room for Debate" is maybe the greatest dumb-hilarious thing to appear on Gawker ever.

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AIDS Benefit Gets Terrible, (Delightfully) Mean Review

They say you mellow as you age. And yet, this is likely the single cattiest dispatch Bob Morris has yet filed for the Times in his many [redacted] years. "Nearby, under a gnarled old tree, a black granite gravestone for one of the host’s dogs had been littered with empty wineglasses. "

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Scarlett Johansson: Do You Like Mayo? Sean Penn: Not Really

Scarlett Johansson: I just can’t get into “The Help.” I don’t know, I sort of take issue with a white woman writing in dialect, but I feel like I should read the book before I see the movie.

Sean Penn: What?

Scarlett Johansson: Nothing, go back to sleep.

Some of Many Imagined Conversations Between Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn.

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"How to Look Like Ryan Gosling"

Local straight man actually funny.

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The Only Corporate Release System Worse Than Book Publishing

"I am pretty disappointed in this beta. This book just isn't finished! Man, there was a part in Chapter 3 where every time I turned the page, it was the same page again, over and over and over… I kept having to start over from the beginning, nothing made any sense! The translation seems off, like they're having trouble getting the words right." —The publishing of books could ACTUALLY BE WORSE: they could be published like videogames.

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The Most Hilarious Clarence Thomas Opinionating Yet

If you haven't had a chance to read Clarence Thomas' dissent in Brown v. Entertainment Merchants Association, which was decided in late June, you have denied yourself good times! Our Special Correspondent for Supreme Court LOLs breaks it down for us, and it's GREAT STUFF.

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Old Mormon Explains Kids, Hackers, Internets

It's always cringeworthy when the olds try to explain the troublesome youngs. And here Glenn Beck explains the Gawker hack and life in general!

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Another Lady Bombs Audition

This really is my favorite web video series. (Previously)

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Dumb Word Game on Twitter That Cracks Me Up

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Kiki Reacts! A Dunst Gif-A-Palooza

A bazillion gifs of Kirsten Dunst reacting to Lars von Trier's comments on Hitler.

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Bite-Sized Cablegate Portions Now Served

Genius: CablegateRoulette. It's just like ChatRoulette but with Wikileaked diplomatic cables, so, less naked guys, more international intrigue.