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You Are All, "Blah Blah Blah Thoughts About Thing"

Do you have thoughts about Paper? If they are anything other than "I don't know what that is," or "I wish everyone would shut the fuck up about Paper," I would like you to go outside and stand in the snow for a bit and maybe develop those thoughts a little more fully so that you can articulate them in the best possible form. We're all really interested in your ideas, and presentation is important, so just take some time out there to firm things up. No, no, just keep waiting, I'll come get you in a few moments. There will come a point where it seems like I'm actually [...]

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Slate Takes a Crap on Your Monday Morning

It's a perfectly reasonable Monday morning, people are going about their business, and blammo, Slate comes and makes a huge filthy mess of it with their bizarre ramblings about grapefruit. It's just not right.